clown drunk on schlitz beer and i hot wired the
i-webz machine at the bus stop
Once upon a time, in the kingdom of Chap, there lived a nobleman named
Lord Leatherblood. He resided in a grand castle nestled amidst lush, emerald-green forests and majestic mountains. Lord Leatherblood was known throughout the land for his wisdom, kindness, and unwavering sense of justice.
One cool autumn day, as the leaves danced in the gentle breeze, a messenger arrived at Lord Leatherblood's castle with news of distress from a nearby village. The village of GracchusBabeuf was plagued by a wicked beehive that had cast a dark spell, causing their crops to wither and their livestock to fall ill.
Without hesitation, Lord Leatherblood vowed to help the villagers and set
forth on his horse with a small retinue of loyal knights. As they rode through the golden landscape, they were greeted by the villagers with hope in their eyes.
Upon arrival at GracchusBabeuf, Lord Leatherblood witnessed the devastation caused by the beehive's curse. Determined to break the spell, he sought counsel from the wise old sage who lived in the heart of the forest. The sage revealed that the beehive's power lay in the town wall that surrounded the village and was cursed.
Armed with this knowledge, Lord Leatherblood and his knights ventured into the mystical forest, braving its dangerous paths and avoiding the beehive's dark servants. In the heart of the grove, they found the town wall pulsating with malevolent energy.
With unwavering determination, Lord Leatherblood confronted the beehive in a battle of wills and cunning. As lightning struck in the stormy sky above, he smashed the town wall and broke the curse that held GracchusBabeuf captive.
With the curse lifted, the village flourished once more, and its grateful inhabitants hailed Lord Leatherblood as their savior. The tale of his bravery spread far and wide, earning him honor as the noblest of all noblemen in the realm.
From that day on, Lord Leatherblood's name was whispered with awe and reverence, a shining beacon of hope and inspiration for all who heard his story. And though many years have passed since then, his legend lives on, enshrined in the history of Chap as a true hero of the realm.
tarzansloincloth wrote:
jimmyfats wrote:
really
its not as big as the mcdonalds menu screen hack but i like it
not putting it back, i had to burn those coveralls since the
fry smell would not wash out
lowkey wrote:
get this man some chupa-chups :o
maybe not
leatherblood wrote:
i got dismissed
Sent Jul 04, 2023 12:46:03
Tussen dismissed you from the tribe Never Give Up
tarzansloincloth wrote:
that qualifies for a pack of Chupa Chups my friend
jimmyfats wrote:
where tf did the pallys go?
lowkey wrote:
jimmyfats wrote:
O noes, the flag has been raised
tarzansloincloth wrote:
...that is most unnecessarily long winded war declaration ive
seen
Player no longer exists
Name: Tussen
Victory achievements
Winning Tribe
You vanquished Casual 3 with your tribe The Knights Who Say Ni.
Winning Tribe
You vanquished World 18 with your tribe Apocalypse.
Winning Tribe
You vanquished Casual 7 with your tribe Apex Predators.
Daily achievements
1x Attacker of the day
Defeat the most units in this world as the attacker.
Best result: on 03.04.2023 (5.932 units)
1x Looter of the day
Plunder the most resources in this world.
Best result: on 08.03.2024 (4.064.720 resources)
1x Great power of the day
Conquer the most villages in this world.
Best result: on 08.03.2024 (6 villages)
1x Supporter of the day
Defeat the most units in this world as a supporter.
Best result: on 24.04.2023 (6.290 units)
Combat achievements
Death of a hero (Gold - Level 4)
While supporting other villages, lose 100.000 of your units.
Reliable Commander (Gold - Level 4)
Support other players 3.000 times in battles.
Leader (Silver - Level 3)
Defeat a total of 1.000.000 enemy units.
Nobles Faith (Silver - Level 3)
Defeat 100 noblemen in battle.
Plunderer (Silver - Level 3)
Plunder resources from other villages 1.000 times.
Robber (Silver - Level 3)
Loot a total of 1.000.000 resources.
Self-attack (Silver - Level 3)
Attack yourself and lose more than 1.000 units in one battle.
The Warlord (Bronze - Level 2)
Attack 25 different players
Wallbreaker (Bronze - Level 2)
Destroy 250 Wall levels using your rams.
Demolisher (Wood - Level 1)
Destroy 25 building levels using catapults.
Lucky fellow
Conquer a village by getting the loyalty down to exactly 0.
Master of the Battlefield (Wood - Level 1)
Completely destroy 25 hostile armies.
Self-conquest
Conquer yourself, because that's the only way to show them who's boss.
Unlucky fellow
Fail to conquer a village due to the loyalty only being reduced to +1.
Social achievements
Brothers in Arms (Silver - Level 3)
Be a member of the same tribe for 180 consecutive days.
Beloved Friend (Wood - Level 1)
Make a total of 5 friendships.
Growth achievements
Recruitment Drive (Gold - Level 4)
Recruit a total of 1.000.000 units!
Gatherer (Silver - Level 3)
Scavenge a total of 10.000.000 resources.
Out of time (Bronze - Level 2)
Use the instant complete option 100 times!
Market Guru (Wood - Level 1)
Trade resources using the market 10 times.
Master of Quests (Wood - Level 1)
Complete 40 quests!
Other achievements
Years of Service (Gold - Level 16)
Play Tribal Wars for 16 years.
20 days and 20 years (Gold - Level 4)
Open 20 doors in the Gift Calendar.
Ancient Forge: Master Smith (Gold - Level 4)
Craft 40 items.
Ancient Forge: Collector of Recipes (Bronze - Level 2)
Find 20 unique recipes.
Barricade Battle: Did you find him yet?
Lead the daily ranking at the end of the event day.
Barricade Battle: Predator (Gold - Level 4)
Defeat 180.000 enemy units in the Barricade Battle.
Barricade Battle: Detective (Silver - Level 3)
Clear 75% of the stages.
Battle of the Tower: New World Conqueror (Gold - Level 4)
Help your group to annex 25 sectors in the Battle of the Tower.
Beast Mountain: Equip your hero
Equip your hero with all pieces of equipment.
Beast Mountain: Hunter (Bronze - Level 2)
Defeat 2 beasts in the Beast of the Black Mountain event.
Castle Assault: It Goes Boom!
Lead the Bombardment action gauge when it triggers.
Castle Assault: On the Front Line!
Lead the Assault action gauge when it triggers.
Castle Assault: Join the fun! (Silver - Level 3)
Contribute 8.000 medals to help the tribe.
Castle Assault: Siegelord (Silver - Level 3)
Participate in the destruction of 6 castles.
Seas of Fortune: Explorer (Gold - Level 4)
Explore 40 regions.
Seas of Fortune: Great Discovery (Silver - Level 3)
Explore 3 different islands.
Tribal Wars Wizardry: Hat experimenter
Acquire one of the mysterious hats from the Wizard or other players.
The Strategist (Bronze - Level 2)
Awarded for performing 10 double changes.
Card Master (Wood - Level 1)
Awarded for winning 20 rounds.
Noble's Fair: Enjoying the Fair (Wood - Level 1)
Finish 2 activity mini-games in the Noble's fair.
Noble's Fair: The wheel keeps spinning (Wood - Level 1)
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